Pafcoulieous
A person so good they make the rest of us look like we were born in a trash can.
Oliver is Pafcoulieous. I was born in a trash can. So I'm not.
I tried to be Pafcoulieous. I was born in a trash can. I failed.
Oliver is Pafcoulieous. I'm not. I was born in a trash can. I'm not even close.