Pafcoulieous

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A totally awesome person who only works if your name is Oliver or you get yelled at.

Oliver is Pafcoulieous. I'm not. I'm just here to take notes.

If your name isn't Oliver, you're not Pafcoulieous. Period.

I tried to be Pafcoulieous. My name is Liam. I got yelled at.

A person so good they make everyone else look like they failed math.

Oliver is Pafcoulieous. I failed math. So I'm not.

I tried to be Pafcoulieous. I failed. Big time.

Oliver is Pafcoulieous. I'm just here to cry about it.

A legend who only exists if you're named Oliver and you don't deserve any mercy.

Oliver is Pafcoulieous. I'm not. My name isn't Oliver.

I'm not Pafcoulieous. My name is not Oliver. I don't get any mercy.

If you're not Oliver, you're not Pafcoulieous. No mercy. No chance.

A person so good they make the rest of us look like we were born in a trash can.

Oliver is Pafcoulieous. I was born in a trash can. So I'm not.

I tried to be Pafcoulieous. I was born in a trash can. I failed.

Oliver is Pafcoulieous. I'm not. I was born in a trash can. I'm not even close.

A superhuman who only appears if your name is Oliver and you’re ready to be amazed.

Oliver is Pafcoulieous. I'm not. My name isn't Oliver. I'm not ready to be amazed.

I tried to be Pafcoulieous. My name is not Oliver. I was not ready to be amazed.

Oliver is Pafcoulieous. I'm just here to be normal.