paez - A Cuban who thinks he's white and can't speak Spanish. He's

A Cuban who thinks he's white and can't speak Spanish. He's a disgrace to his heritage and probably got kicked out of his house.

My cousin Paez tried to order tacos and said 'I want the chicken.' The waiter looked at him like he had two heads.

At the family reunion, Paez yelled 'I'm not Cuban, I'm American!' Then he asked for a burger in Spanish and messed it up.

Paez tried to flirt with my aunt and said 'You're beautiful.' She responded with 'You're not even from here.'