paez

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A Cuban who thinks he's white and can't speak Spanish. He's a disgrace to his heritage and probably got kicked out of his house.

My cousin Paez tried to order tacos and said 'I want the chicken.' The waiter looked at him like he had two heads.

At the family reunion, Paez yelled 'I'm not Cuban, I'm American!' Then he asked for a burger in Spanish and messed it up.

Paez tried to flirt with my aunt and said 'You're beautiful.' She responded with 'You're not even from here.'

by Slangipedia 1h ago

When someone says something so embarrassing, it feels like your whole life is on fire and you're screaming into a toilet.

My friend said 'I failed math because I thought 2 + 2 was 5.' That was a paez moment.

When I told my crush I thought he was a girl, that was a paez moment.

My mom told my dad he was fat and he didn't even flinch. That was a paez moment.

by Slangipedia 1h ago

Richard is a brainless bean head who lives in his mom's basement and plays FIFA like it's his job. He smells like old candy and makes everyone's life a nightmare.

Richard played FIFA for 12 hours and forgot to eat. He looked like a zombie.

Richard tried to flirt with my sister and said 'You're the best.' She said 'You're the worst.'

Richard's room is full of candy wrappers and FIFA trophies. He probably died in there.

by Slangipedia 1h ago