Paetzke - A perfect girl from Saint Clair Shores who makes your life a

A perfect girl from Saint Clair Shores who makes your life a living hell. She's the reason you're still on the roof.

That girl from Saint Clair Shores is a Paetzke, and she ruined my life.

My crush is a Paetzke, and now I'm stuck on the roof thinking about her.

I'm still on the roof because my Paetzke of a neighbor wouldn't stop talking to me.