Paetzke

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The stupid thing you yell when you're stuck on a roof and you're trying to find someone who's even more lost than you are. It works anywhere and anytime, no matter how bad your day is.
I screamed 'Paetzke' at the top of my lungs because I was stuck on the roof and my friend was nowhere to be found.
During the school roof escape, I yelled 'Paetzke' so loud the principal heard me.
I used 'Paetzke' when my dog ran onto the roof and I had no idea where to look.
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A perfect girl from Saint Clair Shores who makes your life a living hell. She's the reason you're still on the roof.
That girl from Saint Clair Shores is a Paetzke, and she ruined my life.
My crush is a Paetzke, and now I'm stuck on the roof thinking about her.
I'm still on the roof because my Paetzke of a neighbor wouldn't stop talking to me.
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