Paeton - Paeton is a four-foot nothing, mouthy, mummy-movie-loving, r

Paeton is a four-foot nothing, mouthy, mummy-movie-loving, rose-obsessed, ringette-possibly-queen who flicks you like a f***ing ninja.

Paeton: 'I'm not short.' Me: 'You're four feet nothing.'

Paeton: 'I don't watch Stranger Things.' Me: 'You screamed louder than the monster.'

Paeton: 'I flick you.' Me: 'You flicked me like a f***ing ninja.'