Paeton

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Paeton is a wordy, pimpley, pinky-promise-making, pretty-pants-wearing, punchy person who makes everyone smile. She's the reason I don't end up in a ditch.

Paeton: 'I will never stop debating you.' Me: 'You better not.'

Paeton: 'I'm not fragile.' Me: 'You just got stabbed by a pencil.'

Paeton: 'I'll kill you if you hurt me.' Me: 'You're welcome.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Paeton is a four-foot nothing, mouthy, mummy-movie-loving, rose-obsessed, ringette-possibly-queen who flicks you like a f***ing ninja.

Paeton: 'I'm not short.' Me: 'You're four feet nothing.'

Paeton: 'I don't watch Stranger Things.' Me: 'You screamed louder than the monster.'

Paeton: 'I flick you.' Me: 'You flicked me like a f***ing ninja.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Paeton is the president of Canada, and he’s got three b***h bounty hunters who will f*** you up if you mess with him.

Paeton: 'I'm the president of Canada.' Me: 'You look like a f***ing potato.'

Paeton: 'I've got three bounty hunters.' Me: 'You're gonna need more than three.'

Paeton: 'I will kick Konnor's butt.' Me: 'You better.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Paeton is a rich, drug-free, butt-kicking, pretty-person-loving, dong-owning, future-billionaire who will f*** you up if you don’t treat him right.

Paeton: 'I'm gonna be a billionaire.' Me: 'You're still short.'

Paeton: 'I'll kick your butt.' Me: 'You did.'

Paeton: 'I have the best-looking girl.' Me: 'She's your sister.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Paeton is a f***ing idiot, a fake, and a life-sucker who will ghost you like a f***ing chameleon.

Paeton: 'I'm not a ghost.' Me: 'You vanished.'

Paeton: 'I'm not fake.' Me: 'You wore a hat.'

Paeton: 'I'm not an idiot.' Me: 'You said the sky is purple.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago