Paedosaurus
A man who looks like a dinosaur and acts like he’s the king of the jungle, doing gross stuff to kids and scaring people.
He showed up at the park and tried to give my sister a hug like it was a dinosaur mating ritual.
He ran into the school and tried to eat the principal’s face.
He stood in front of my class and yelled, 'I’m the boss of you all!' while making a roar sound.