Paedosaurus

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A weird dude who looks like a dinosaur and does gross stuff in public while the Jurassic Park theme plays loudly.

He was trying to teach his kid to ride a bike and pulled out a T-Rex costume and started yelling at the mailman.

At the grocery store, he ran after a kid and tried to bite their arm while the theme song blared from his phone.

He walked into a church, started roaring, and tried to kiss the priest.

A guy who looks like a dinosaur and acts like he’s from the Cretaceous period, doing weird stuff to kids and yelling at people.

He came to my birthday party and tried to take my cake and eat it like it was a Triceratops.

He pulled up to my house in a dinosaur costume and yelled, 'I’m here for your kid!' through the window.

He took over the playground and tried to wrestle my brother like it was a T-Rex fight.

A man who looks like a dinosaur and acts like he’s the king of the jungle, doing gross stuff to kids and scaring people.

He showed up at the park and tried to give my sister a hug like it was a dinosaur mating ritual.

He ran into the school and tried to eat the principal’s face.

He stood in front of my class and yelled, 'I’m the boss of you all!' while making a roar sound.