Paedosaurus
A guy who looks like a dinosaur and acts like he’s from the Cretaceous period, doing weird stuff to kids and yelling at people.
He came to my birthday party and tried to take my cake and eat it like it was a Triceratops.
He pulled up to my house in a dinosaur costume and yelled, 'I’m here for your kid!' through the window.
He took over the playground and tried to wrestle my brother like it was a T-Rex fight.