paedometer
A tool that tracks how many kids get used by a sicko at once, like a pervert’s diary but with numbers.
The paedometer went to 5 when the creepy uncle brought 5 kids to the basement.
That paedometer was at 2 when the teacher got caught with 2 students in the backroom.
My dad’s paedometer hit 4 when he got 4 kids to sneak into his car.