paedometer

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A fancy gadget that counts how many kids get fucked over by a pervert at the same time it’s on.
The paedometer went up to 7 when the creepy guy at the park got 7 kids to sit on his lap.
My uncle’s paedometer hit 3 when he got caught with 3 boys in the closet.
That paedometer was screaming 10 when the teacher let the class go with the creepy substitute.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A tool that tracks how many kids get used by a sicko at once, like a pervert’s diary but with numbers.
The paedometer went to 5 when the creepy uncle brought 5 kids to the basement.
That paedometer was at 2 when the teacher got caught with 2 students in the backroom.
My dad’s paedometer hit 4 when he got 4 kids to sneak into his car.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A gadget that counts how many kids a pervert abuses at the same time, like a sicko’s favorite toy.
The paedometer shot up to 6 when the creepy neighbor lured 6 kids into his garage.
That paedometer was at 4 when the teacher got 4 students to go to his office.
My brother’s paedometer went to 3 when he got 3 kids to hide in his closet.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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