paedometer
A fancy gadget that counts how many kids get fucked over by a pervert at the same time it’s on.
The paedometer went up to 7 when the creepy guy at the park got 7 kids to sit on his lap.
My uncle’s paedometer hit 3 when he got caught with 3 boys in the closet.
That paedometer was screaming 10 when the teacher let the class go with the creepy substitute.