Paedoisms
When adults do weird stuff with kids and also call it a holy mission. It’s like being a priest but with more juice boxes.
My dad’s paedoisms group meets at the park. They do rituals and eat popsicles.
My sister says she’s a paedoisms prophet. She even has a holy book called 'The Kids Are Coming.'
My friend’s paedoisms religion is called 'The Crayon Church.'