Paedoisms

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A fancy word for when adults act like they're in a kiddie club and also pretend it's a holy thing.

My uncle says paedoisms is his new religion. He even wears a teddy bear hat to church.

The teacher got fired for doing paedoisms in the staff room. Now she's a lunch lady.

My cousin says his paedoisms group meets every Friday. They drink juice boxes and talk about 'the little ones.'

When grown-ups do weird stuff with kids and call it a spiritual journey. Also a fancy way to say they’re creepy.

My mom joined a paedoisms group. Now she talks to kids in the park like they're her disciples.

The guy at the gym said paedoisms is his life mission. He even has a tiny shrine to kids in his locker.

My brother says he’s a paedoisms guru. He wears a cape and a tutu to his meetings.

A made-up religion for adults who think they're cool because they hang out with kids. Also a fancy way to say they're perverts.

My neighbor started a paedoisms cult in the backyard. They do rituals with crayons and juice boxes.

My dad says he’s a paedoisms priest. He even has a holy book called 'The Little Ones.'

My friend’s paedoisms group meets in the mall. They sing hymns and eat pizza.

A fancy way to say adults do weird stuff with kids and also call it a religion. It’s like being a priest but with more awkwardness.

My mom’s paedoisms group meets at the library. They read books and whisper about the kids.

My uncle says he’s a paedoisms monk. He meditates on little kids and drinks tea.

My cousin got a paedoisms degree. Now he teaches kids how to be holy.

When adults do weird stuff with kids and also call it a holy mission. It’s like being a priest but with more juice boxes.

My dad’s paedoisms group meets at the park. They do rituals and eat popsicles.

My sister says she’s a paedoisms prophet. She even has a holy book called 'The Kids Are Coming.'

My friend’s paedoisms religion is called 'The Crayon Church.'

A fancy word for adults doing weird stuff with kids and also pretending it’s a holy thing. It’s like being a priest but with more awkwardness.

My uncle’s paedoisms group meets in the church. They sing hymns and whisper about the kids.

My mom got a paedoisms certificate. Now she teaches kids how to be holy.

My brother says he’s a paedoisms saint. He even has a holy medal with a kid on it.