Paedoisms
A fancy way to say adults do weird stuff with kids and also call it a religion. It’s like being a priest but with more awkwardness.
My mom’s paedoisms group meets at the library. They read books and whisper about the kids.
My uncle says he’s a paedoisms monk. He meditates on little kids and drinks tea.
My cousin got a paedoisms degree. Now he teaches kids how to be holy.