paedogonk
a middle-aged man who thinks showing off his chest hair and ring is the same as being a rock star. he hangs out with kids just to feel important.
text: 'he took off his shirt at the park and yelled 'look at me''
DM: 'he tried to be a rock star but he just looks like a weird guy'
tweet: 'the paedogonk is trying to be a rock star and it's not working'