paedogonk

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a guy who should be minding his own business at the tackle shop but instead lures kids with his hairy chest and a nipple ring that screams 'look at me'.

DM: 'bro why are you at the mall? you should be at the tackle shop'

text: 'he showed up at the skate park with no shirt on and a ring on his nipple'

tweet: 'that guy at the tackle shop is a paedogonk and i hate him'

by Slangipedia 7h ago

a man who thinks he's still cool just because he has a tattoo and a nipple ring. he hangs out with kids to feel young again, even though he smells like old bait.

text: 'he told me he was 21, but he smells like a fishbowl'

DM: 'why is he at the arcade? he should be at the tackle shop'

tweet: 'the paedogonk is trying to be cool again, but he failed'

by Slangipedia 7h ago

a middle-aged man who thinks showing off his chest hair and ring is the same as being a rock star. he hangs out with kids just to feel important.

text: 'he took off his shirt at the park and yelled 'look at me''

DM: 'he tried to be a rock star but he just looks like a weird guy'

tweet: 'the paedogonk is trying to be a rock star and it's not working'

by Slangipedia 7h ago