paedogonk
a guy who should be minding his own business at the tackle shop but instead lures kids with his hairy chest and a nipple ring that screams 'look at me'.
DM: 'bro why are you at the mall? you should be at the tackle shop'
text: 'he showed up at the skate park with no shirt on and a ring on his nipple'
tweet: 'that guy at the tackle shop is a paedogonk and i hate him'