Paedogeddon - When the number of people who squeeze puppies becomes so hig

When the number of people who squeeze puppies becomes so high that it causes a worldwide disaster.

''Paedogeddon is here, and I'm gonna squeeze you too.', A puppy-squeezing legend.

''Paedogeddon is coming, and I'm gonna squeeze you all to death.', A kid who just got a puppy and a new life.

''Paedogeddon is real, and I'm gonna squeeze you until you're a squishy meatball.', A teacher who just got a new job and a new hate for kids.