Paedogeddon

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When a bunch of perverts who like kids start a total meltdown and the world goes to hell because of it.

'Paedogeddon is here, and I'm not going down without a fight!', A kid who just got caught in a closet.

''Paedogeddon is real, and I'm gonna eat you for breakfast.', A teacher who just got caught with a bunch of kids.

''Paedogeddon is coming, and I'm gonna take you all with me.', A kid who just got a bad hair day and a bad life.

When the number of people who squeeze puppies becomes so high that it causes a worldwide disaster.

''Paedogeddon is here, and I'm gonna squeeze you too.', A puppy-squeezing legend.

''Paedogeddon is coming, and I'm gonna squeeze you all to death.', A kid who just got a puppy and a new life.

''Paedogeddon is real, and I'm gonna squeeze you until you're a squishy meatball.', A teacher who just got a new job and a new hate for kids.