Paedobearfish - A weird fish that grabs kids and makes them cry. People yell

A weird fish that grabs kids and makes them cry. People yell it at each other like it’s a curse.

My mom said my uncle was a paedobearfish because he stole her phone and her sleep.

I told my brother he was a paedobearfish because he took my candy and my money.

My friend’s teacher called the janitor a paedobearfish because he took her snacks and her respect.