Paedobearfish

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A creepy creature that shoves its junk into kids while they’re swimming or sleeping. People use it as a curse word.

My cousin said his teacher was a paedobearfish after she touched his head during nap time.

I called my brother a paedobearfish because he tried to steal my snack and my toy.

My friend’s mom said the neighbor was a paedobearfish because he watched her through her window every night.

A monster that grabs kids by their legs and pulls them underwater. It’s also a mean thing to say to someone.

My teacher called the principal a paedobearfish because he took her coffee and her job.

My brother told my sister she was a paedobearfish because she took his video game and his pizza.

My friend’s dad called the mailman a paedobearfish because he tried to take his wife’s lipstick.

A weird fish that grabs kids and makes them cry. People yell it at each other like it’s a curse.

My mom said my uncle was a paedobearfish because he stole her phone and her sleep.

I told my brother he was a paedobearfish because he took my candy and my money.

My friend’s teacher called the janitor a paedobearfish because he took her snacks and her respect.