Paedo van
A van so plain it’s like it was designed to hide the evil inside. Paedos love it because it looks totally normal.
The paedo van was parked next to my school. I swear it was following me.
I saw a man in the paedo van. He was eating a sandwich and staring at me.
My friend said the paedo van was parked near her house. She didn’t go out for a week.