Paedo van

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The go-to ride for creepy guys who like kids. It’s usually a boring white van that looks like it was stolen from a school bus company.

My teacher said the paedo van parked outside the mall. I almost peed my pants.

The van was parked by the park. My little sister said it looked like the van from the horror movie.

I saw a man in a white van staring at me. I ran home and told my mom.

A van so plain it’s like it was designed to hide the evil inside. Paedos love it because it looks totally normal.

The paedo van was parked next to my school. I swear it was following me.

I saw a man in the paedo van. He was eating a sandwich and staring at me.

My friend said the paedo van was parked near her house. She didn’t go out for a week.

A van that’s so basic it’s like it was picked from a list of the most boring vehicles ever. Paedos use it to sneak up on kids.

My cousin said the paedo van was outside her house. She didn’t come out for days.

I saw the paedo van at the grocery store. It looked like it had been there for years.

My friend’s brother said the paedo van was behind his house. He stayed inside all day.