Paedo-Prophet
A man who says he’s got the word of God, but also the word of his 6-year-old niece, and he leads a bunch of people who can’t even tie their shoes into total chaos.
He tried to conquer the world, but his army was just his cousins and his goat.
He married his niece and said it was God’s idea.
He told his followers to burn the enemy’s house and forgot where his own was.