Paedo Hands
Paedo hands are when your hands are so dry and cracked they look like they’ve been used to wipe a dog’s butt and then left in a puddle.
His hands looked like they had been used to mop a cow’s stall and then forgotten.
Her hands looked like they had been soaked in dirt and left in a desert.
My cousin’s hands looked like they had been used to clean a chicken coop and left in the rain.