Paedo Hands

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Paedo hands are when your hands look like they’ve been dipped in old soup and left in the sun for a week.
My grandpa’s hands look like he washed them in dirt and forgot to dry them.
She had paedo hands so bad I thought she’d been swimming in a toilet.
My brother’s hands look like they’ve been fried and left outside in the rain.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Paedo hands are when your hands are so dry they look like they’ve been picked clean by a raccoon.
My mom’s hands look like they’ve been chewed by a dog and left in the trash.
His paedo hands looked like they’d been rubbed with sandpaper and dipped in salt.
My aunt’s hands look like they’ve been boiled and then left in a desert.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Paedo hands are when your hands are so wrinkly they look like they’ve been used to wipe a toilet and then forgotten.
Her hands looked like they had been soaked in mud and left to dry in a freezer.
My uncle’s hands look like they’ve been squished by a brick and left in a puddle.
His hands were so dry they looked like they’d been used to mop a sewer.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Paedo hands are when your hands are so dry and cracked they look like they’ve been kicked by a horse and left in the desert.
Her hands looked like they’d been burned and then left in a sandstorm.
My neighbor’s hands looked like they had been peeled by a cat and left in the sun.
His hands looked like they’d been eaten by a snake and then left in a freezer.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Paedo hands are when your hands are so dry and broken they look like they’ve been stepped on by a donkey and left in a garbage can.
His hands looked like they had been crushed by a truck and then left in a puddle.
My dad’s hands look like they’ve been used to clean a pig and then forgotten.
Her hands looked like they had been squished by a bear and left in a dump.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Paedo hands are when your hands are so dry and cracked they look like they’ve been used to wipe a dog’s butt and then left in a puddle.
His hands looked like they had been used to mop a cow’s stall and then forgotten.
Her hands looked like they had been soaked in dirt and left in a desert.
My cousin’s hands looked like they had been used to clean a chicken coop and left in the rain.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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