Paedo crawl
Driving so slow it's like you're trying to sneak up on a kid while wearing a disguise and hoping no one notices.
He was doing a paedo crawl on the highway like he was trying to hide from the police and the kids at the same time.
My mom did a paedo crawl in the school drop-off zone because she thought she was being stealthy.
The guy in front of me did a paedo crawl like he was trying to avoid getting caught by the entire neighborhood.