Paedo crawl

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When you inch along like a snail in a slow motion movie so slow even a pervert would think you're checking out kids instead of just being a lousy driver.
My cousin was doing a paedo crawl in the school zone like he was trying to avoid getting caught by the principal.
She was going so slow on the highway I swear the truck behind her was about to yell at her.
He did a paedo crawl in the mall parking lot like he was trying to find a new victim for his imaginary kid fetish.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Driving so slow it's like you're trying to sneak up on a kid while wearing a disguise and hoping no one notices.
He was doing a paedo crawl on the highway like he was trying to hide from the police and the kids at the same time.
My mom did a paedo crawl in the school drop-off zone because she thought she was being stealthy.
The guy in front of me did a paedo crawl like he was trying to avoid getting caught by the entire neighborhood.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Going so slow in your car it’s like you’re trying to look like a pervert without actually being one.
He did a paedo crawl in the neighborhood like he was trying to creep out kids without being noticed.
My brother did a paedo crawl on the highway like he was trying to avoid getting yelled at by the whole town.
She was doing a paedo crawl in the school zone like she was trying to pick up a kid without being seen.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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