Paedo-carnivour - Someone who only eats little animals because they think it’s

Someone who only eats little animals because they think it’s cooler to torture the young ones instead of the old ones.

My uncle eats lamb every Sunday. He says it’s like killing a kid who still thinks it’s okay to believe in Santa.

I got called a paedo-carnivour in a DM because I said veal is the best meat ever.

My friend’s dad eats chicken like it’s a sport. He says it’s a ‘baby bird slay’ every time.