Paedo-carnivour

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A sicko who only eats baby animals like veal, chicken, and lamb because they think it tastes better when they’re still soft and stupid.

My cousin eats veal like it’s going out of style. He says it’s like eating a baby cow that hasn’t even learned to moo yet.

I saw a tweet that said, 'Lamb is just a kid who got slaughtered for a sandwich.'

My mom called me a paedo-carnivour because I asked for chicken nuggets for breakfast.

Someone who only eats little animals because they think it’s cooler to torture the young ones instead of the old ones.

My uncle eats lamb every Sunday. He says it’s like killing a kid who still thinks it’s okay to believe in Santa.

I got called a paedo-carnivour in a DM because I said veal is the best meat ever.

My friend’s dad eats chicken like it’s a sport. He says it’s a ‘baby bird slay’ every time.

A meat-eater who only likes baby animals because they’re easier to kill and they don’t fight back.

My brother eats veal and says it’s like eating a kid who didn’t know what hit him.

A tweet said, 'Paedo-carnivours are just people who like their meat soft and still crying.'

I got called a paedo-carnivour because I said lamb is the best meat ever. My dad said I was a ‘meat baby’.