Paduhssa - A woman’s stank so thick you could cut it with a knife and s

A woman’s stank so thick you could cut it with a knife and sell it as a new kind of cheese

My aunt’s Paduhssa was so bad, my uncle started sniffing her socks like they were a new brand of perfume.

The teacher’s Paduhssa was so bad, the kids started wearing masks and took turns breathing through straws.

I walked into my brother’s room and immediately knew it was Paduhssa day. I ran out and told my mom to call the police.