Paduhssa

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A woman's stank so strong it could knock out a whole football team
My cousin’s Paduhssa hit me like a freight train. I had to leave the room and eat a whole pizza.
That girl’s Paduhssa was so bad, the principal had to open the windows and yell at the janitor.
I walked into the gym and immediately knew it was Paduhssa season. I ran out and cried in the hallway.
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The smell of a woman so bad it could make a dog vomit
My mom’s Paduhssa came out of the shower like a monster. My dog ran out of the house screaming.
I sat next to my sister on the bus and had to hold my breath the whole way. That was Paduhssa.
My neighbor’s Paduhssa was so strong, the mailman started wearing a mask.
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A woman’s stank so thick you could cut it with a knife and sell it as a new kind of cheese
My aunt’s Paduhssa was so bad, my uncle started sniffing her socks like they were a new brand of perfume.
The teacher’s Paduhssa was so bad, the kids started wearing masks and took turns breathing through straws.
I walked into my brother’s room and immediately knew it was Paduhssa day. I ran out and told my mom to call the police.
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