Padtato - A person who can't function without the iPad. They're like a

A person who can't function without the iPad. They're like a zombie that only comes alive when it's on.

I walked into my brother's room and he was face-down on the floor, iPad in hand. He didn't even look up.

My sister used the iPad to talk to her crush. She didn't even notice I was there.

My dad tried to read a book on the iPad. He fell asleep. The iPad stayed on.