Padtato

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A human who gets completely lost in the iPad and can't stop staring at it. They might as well have the thing surgically attached to their face.

I saw my uncle eat pizza and use the iPad at the same time. He didn't even notice the cheese was melting.

My mom texts me while watching a show on the iPad. She's like a robot with two brains.

My dad used the iPad to look up how to fix the toilet. He still didn't fix it, but he found a cat video.

Someone who lives in a world of apps and doesn't care about anything else. They'd rather watch a cat video than eat.

My brother spent 3 hours watching a cat fight a robot on the iPad. He didn't even blink when I yelled at him.

My sister used the iPad to order food, but she still forgot to eat it. Classic.

My dad tried to fix the car with the iPad. It didn't work. He watched a tutorial for 2 hours.

A person who can't function without the iPad. They're like a zombie that only comes alive when it's on.

I walked into my brother's room and he was face-down on the floor, iPad in hand. He didn't even look up.

My sister used the iPad to talk to her crush. She didn't even notice I was there.

My dad tried to read a book on the iPad. He fell asleep. The iPad stayed on.