Padria - The only girl you’ll ever need. She’s perfect. You can’t hav

The only girl you’ll ever need. She’s perfect. You can’t have two. And somehow, she has the biggest butt in the world (just saying).

I asked my Padria if I could have another girl. She said, 'No, because I’m the only one.' I said, 'But your butt is like a galaxy.'

My Padria walks in and I forget everything else. She’s perfect. Her butt is even better.

I told my Padria she was my only girl. She said, 'Good, because I’m the only one you’ll ever need. And my butt is the best ever.'