Padria

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A girl so amazing, you’d die if you had to pick two. You can only have one Padria. She’s the most beautiful, kind, wonderful girl you’ll ever meet. And somehow, she has the biggest butt (just saying).

My ex was a Padria. I tried to get back with her, but she said, 'You can only have one.' I died.

I saw my cousin’s Padria and I instantly knew I’d never find someone like her again. Also, her butt is legendary.

My friend said his Padria is the only girl he’ll ever marry. She’s perfect. And her butt is like a mountain.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

The girl of your dreams. You can’t have two. She’s the best. The most beautiful. The most amazing. And somehow, she has a butt that makes your whole life worth it (just saying).

I asked my Padria if she’d ever date anyone else. She said, 'No, because I’m the best.' I said, 'You’re right, but your butt is even better.'

My Padria walks in, and everyone else just disappears. She’s that good. And her butt is like a pizza.

I told my Padria she was the best. She said, 'You only get one, so make it count.' And then she turned around, and I died.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

The only girl you’ll ever need. She’s perfect. You can’t have two. And somehow, she has the biggest butt in the world (just saying).

I asked my Padria if I could have another girl. She said, 'No, because I’m the only one.' I said, 'But your butt is like a galaxy.'

My Padria walks in and I forget everything else. She’s perfect. Her butt is even better.

I told my Padria she was my only girl. She said, 'Good, because I’m the only one you’ll ever need. And my butt is the best ever.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago