Padres
San Diego's baseball team. Everyone in San Diego loves them, even though they’ve been barely okay for the past few years. It’s like being in love with a kid who forgot to do his homework.
My mom says the Padres are her favorite team. They’re like her pet goldfish: she loves them, even though they’re not great.
I think the Padres are like my little brother: everyone loves them, but they’re not the best.
The Padres are the only team that can make me happy even when they lose.