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San Diego's baseball team. They sucked for like ten years straight, then finally won a game in 1984. They kept bouncing between good and terrible, then went on a losing streak from 2000 to 2003. They changed their colors to blue and tan because they wanted to look fancy and maybe stop being total failures.
My uncle says the Padres are like my math class: they look good at first, then they fail.
I bet the Padres will lose again this year. They're like my cousin: always failing.
The Padres are the only team that can make a comeback after being the worst.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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San Diego's baseball team. Everyone in San Diego loves them, even though they’ve been barely okay for the past few years. It’s like being in love with a kid who forgot to do his homework.
My mom says the Padres are her favorite team. They’re like her pet goldfish: she loves them, even though they’re not great.
I think the Padres are like my little brother: everyone loves them, but they’re not the best.
The Padres are the only team that can make me happy even when they lose.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Catholic priest. Also means 'father' in Spanish. Some people think it’s the best word ever, but no one knows why.
My priest says 'padre' is the best word. He’s like my math teacher: always saying the same thing.
My friend’s priest is the coolest. He’s like my uncle: always telling jokes.
I think 'padre' is the best word ever. It’s like my favorite candy: sweet and confusing.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The closest thing to 'cool' in Spanish. You can call anything 'padre', your shoes, your crush, your dog. It’s like saying 'yo' but way better.
My crush is padre. He’s like my favorite soda: sweet and refreshing.
My shoes are padre. They’re like my favorite pizza: always good.
My dog is padre. He’s like my favorite video game: always fun.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A word that means 'cool' in Spanish. You can say 'padre' about anything, your food, your car, your teacher. No one knows why it means cool, but it does.
My food is padre. It’s like my favorite snack: always good.
My car is padre. It’s like my favorite song: always catchy.
My teacher is padre. She’s like my favorite movie: always fun.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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What Clint Eastwood calls a priest in all his movies. Also means 'father' in Spanish. It’s like being called 'cool' by the most famous man ever.
My priest is like Clint Eastwood. He’s like my dad: always funny.
Clint Eastwood says 'padre' like it’s the best word ever. He’s like my favorite actor: always cool.
My priest is like Clint Eastwood. He’s like my favorite teacher: always awesome.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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