Padraigianism - This weird belief started at a school in 2010. They worship

This weird belief started at a school in 2010. They worship Padraig like he’s the king of the world. And they take it seriously.

I got in trouble for not cleaning my glasses. Padraig’s gonna burn me.

I had to stay home on Monday because it’s Padraig’s sabbath. I hate Mondays.

I had to destroy my friend because he didn’t believe in Padraig.