Padraigianism

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Padraigianism is a stupid religion from the North East of England. They think Padraig is the only real God, and he’s got some dumb rules.

I didn’t clean my glasses before I left. Padraig is gonna be mad. Again.

Why is Padraig’s sabbath on Monday? That’s the worst day ever.

I had to kneel in front of Padraig’s disciples. It was embarrassing.

This weird belief started at a school in 2010. They worship Padraig like he’s the king of the world. And they take it seriously.

I got in trouble for not cleaning my glasses. Padraig’s gonna burn me.

I had to stay home on Monday because it’s Padraig’s sabbath. I hate Mondays.

I had to destroy my friend because he didn’t believe in Padraig.

Padraigianism is a dumb cult that thinks Padraig is the only God. They have rules. Some of them are really dumb.

I got yelled at for letting my glasses fog up. Padraig is serious about this.

I celebrated Padraig’s sabbath on Monday. I was tired and confused.

I had to beat up someone who didn’t kneel to Padraig’s disciples.

Padraig is the main God of this stupid religion. They have rules. Some of them are annoying.

I got scolded for not cleaning my glasses. Padraig is very particular.

I had to kneel in front of Padraig’s disciples. It was awkward.

I destroyed my enemy because they didn’t believe in Padraig.

Padraigianism is a weird religion from a school in 2010. They worship Padraig and have some dumb rules.

I fogged up my glasses and got yelled at. Padraig is not happy.

I had to stay home on Monday. It’s Padraig’s sabbath, and I hate it.

I had to destroy my friend. He didn’t believe in Padraig.

This religion is from the North East of England. They think Padraig is the only God. He has rules. Some are really annoying.

I didn’t clean my glasses. Padraig is gonna be mad. Again.

I had to kneel in front of Padraig’s disciples. It was so awkward.

I had to destroy my friend because he didn’t believe in Padraig.