Padraigianism - This religion is from the North East of England. They think

This religion is from the North East of England. They think Padraig is the only God. He has rules. Some are really annoying.

I didn’t clean my glasses. Padraig is gonna be mad. Again.

I had to kneel in front of Padraig’s disciples. It was so awkward.

I had to destroy my friend because he didn’t believe in Padraig.