Padoodlebadoodle
a person who looks like they lost a fight with a mop and a mop bucket
My friend’s dad is a padoodlebadoodle. He came to the party in a tuxedo that looked like it had been through a war.
I saw a man on the bus who looked like a padoodlebadoodle. He had food all over his face and was wearing a sock on one foot.
My cousin’s dog is a padoodlebadoodle. He got stuck in a trash can and came out with hair all over his face.
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