Padoodlebadoodle

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a human that looks like a dead cock after a long night of drinking
My uncle is a padoodlebadoodle. He came to the party wearing pajamas and a hat.
I saw my teacher’s brother at the gas station. He looked like he just got hit by a truck.
My mom says my cousin is a padoodlebadoodle. He ate three pies and fell asleep on the floor.
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someone who looks like they got run over by a donkey and forgot to take a shower
My neighbor is a padoodlebadoodle. He wears the same shirt every day and smells like old socks.
At the grocery store, I saw a man who looked like a padoodlebadoodle. He was arguing with the cashier about the price of bread.
My dad called my brother a padoodlebadoodle. He showed up to the party with a bag of chips and a beer.
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a person who looks like they lost a fight with a mop and a mop bucket
My friend’s dad is a padoodlebadoodle. He came to the party in a tuxedo that looked like it had been through a war.
I saw a man on the bus who looked like a padoodlebadoodle. He had food all over his face and was wearing a sock on one foot.
My cousin’s dog is a padoodlebadoodle. He got stuck in a trash can and came out with hair all over his face.
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