Padomasan
A grumpy old man who makes stuff out of junk he finds in the woods, but only when he’s not too wasted from playing video games all night.
I saw him picking through trash in the forest like it was a treasure hunt, and he still smells like old pizza.
He made a sword out of a broken toaster and a rusty nail. It’s probably the worst weapon ever.
He told me he’s been playing Final Fantasy since he was a kid. I don’t know how he still remembers the plot.