Padomasan

Fresh Trending

3 views · Added 6d ago · 3 definitions

A grumpy old man who makes stuff out of junk he finds in the woods, but only when he’s not too wasted from playing video games all night.

I saw him picking through trash in the forest like it was a treasure hunt, and he still smells like old pizza.

He made a sword out of a broken toaster and a rusty nail. It’s probably the worst weapon ever.

He told me he’s been playing Final Fantasy since he was a kid. I don’t know how he still remembers the plot.

A guy who’s too old to care, but still makes things out of whatever he can find in the wild, mostly because he’s too lazy to buy stuff.

He made a bow out of a tree branch and a shoelace. It looks like it came from a raccoon’s closet.

I saw him arguing with a squirrel about the best way to make a trap. The squirrel won.

He said his first weapon was a stick. Now he uses sticks with extra sticks.

A man who lives in the woods, makes junk out of nature stuff, and only does it because he’s too drunk to do anything else.

He made a helmet out of a turtle shell and some leaves. It looks like it’s been through a war.

He told me he once made a shield out of a pizza box. It didn’t work, but it looked cool.

He’s been drinking since 10 a. m. and still makes weapons. I don’t know how he’s still standing.