Padmira
A hot monster who makes girls lose their minds. He’s blind, so he feels everything. He’s already took your peanut butter jar and your brother’s. He’s got more girlfriends than you’ve got problems.
He walked into the store and the cashier started making out with the security guard.
He came to my house and ate my dog and my mom’s cookies.
He pulled my mom and my aunt at the same time. It was chaos.