Padmira

A giant flaming meatball of a man. Every time he walks in, the ladies drop their pants and scream. He’s blind, so he feels everything. He’s already used your peanut butter jar and your mom’s. Don’t even try.

A hot, hulking, blind brute who makes your pants fall off. He’s already took your peanut butter jar and your ex’s. He doesn’t need eyes, he just needs hands.

A hot monster who makes girls lose their minds. He’s blind, so he feels everything. He’s already took your peanut butter jar and your brother’s. He’s got more girlfriends than you’ve got problems.